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I have a lot of information to introduce, which I think would be best done as a series of posts of the key players and their respective histories.

First up is me, of course. You'll learn that I am always first!

I'm twenty-eight years old. Married. Work in the local government. I have no children that don't walk on four legs. I dabble in photography, though it'll be light years before you get a tutorial from me that's actually worth a damn... and even then, it'll probably be something regurgitated from someone else. I have tattoos. Bunches of them. I run. I ride - English hunter/jumper taking dressage lessons. I'm an atheist. I read a whole hell of a lot of books.

Enjoy!