While I was warming up Archie last night, in the cold, dark, drizzle, I had some time to think about stuff. Because focusing on random shit was a better option than focusing on the things that went bump in the night.
I downplayed my fall off Archie a little, I think, on the blog. I was left sore and mildly concussed and mildly miserable. I'm dying to show y'all photos of my ass. A non-equestrian friend, because an equestrian wouldn't ask this, asked me how many concussions it would take before I stopped riding.
I've thought about it and, while it's not like I'm out galloping solid fences, I think the type of riding I do could be scaled back. I think if it became a question of my physical health, I could convert to a slower pace, a bigger saddle, and a smaller horse.
Then I start thinking - when I'm older and the probability of me staying in the saddle diminishes at the same rate as my muscle tone, why give up? You know what, I want to fucking drive minis. I want a pair of either mini donkeys or mini mules or mini assholes to be my team and I want to take those little muffins trotting down dirt roads.
I downplayed my fall off Archie a little, I think, on the blog. I was left sore and mildly concussed and mildly miserable. I'm dying to show y'all photos of my ass. A non-equestrian friend, because an equestrian wouldn't ask this, asked me how many concussions it would take before I stopped riding.
I've thought about it and, while it's not like I'm out galloping solid fences, I think the type of riding I do could be scaled back. I think if it became a question of my physical health, I could convert to a slower pace, a bigger saddle, and a smaller horse.
This is Toni and she's closer to the ground and I've been eye-balling her since I fell and she's only $1,600 and she's in Ohio and why the fuck did I ask for anything else for Christmas? |
Just in time for Xmas. |
And if arthritis strikes my hands and the grandkids won't come around any more to help me hitch the horses, I'll be a retirement farm for old assholes. And when that becomes too much, by god, I'll be that crazy old lady who makes traffic halt to a crawl so she can stare at the horses grazing in roadside pastures.