This could easily be the longest post ever written. Ever. By anyone. Novels, people. I met the other man under unfortunate circumstances in 2005. My heart belonged to...

And there seem to be a lot of them! We'll start with the oldest first. Scarlette See the squinty eyes?  I'm fucking crazy.  :) I adopted this girl...

I don't intentionally surround myself with women and, for a while, deemed myself incapable of having a genuine friendship with a woman. But, however it happened, the nearest...

Insert generic opening post. I have a lot of information to introduce, which I think would be best done as a series of posts of the key players...